Funny start to school. Wondering how these two opposite words come together? By jokes, of course. We collected.
Students and teachers don't find much funny at the beginning of the year either. However, we try to make it so, or at least to cause some smiling moments. We have collected some jokes. Tune in with a smile!
Pistike answers in geography class:
- The earth can best be compared to a goose egg.
The teacher interjects "tjuk".
Here Pistike:
- The earth can best be compared to a hen's egg...
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- Piss! Why did you miss school yesterday? - asks the teacher.
- Because we buried the grandfather.
- It's fine, but don't let this happen again!
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- Well, I can say one positive thing about your child.
- What is that?
- Well... judging by his grades, I'm sure he doesn't shoot rifles...
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In a language lesson:
- Pistike, say a verb and a pronoun!
- Who? I?
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The football player's son is knocked down in the third, but he still happily tells his father:
- Dad, guess what, my contract with the third division was extended by one year...
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A math teacher is walking down the road. He is attacked by a criminal, but suddenly a man in a black cloak and mask appears from the bush and saves him.
Then the teacher says:
- Who are you?
The savior doesn't answer, he just carves a large letter Z into the wall with his sword.
- AAAA! Thanks for rescuing me, set of integers!
The teacher asks the little girl's mother:
- Tell me, where did your little girl inherit that huge thirst for knowledge?
- The knowledge from me, the thirst from his father!
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- Why do you enter the house through the window?
- Mother said that if I get a bad ticket, I should not cross the threshold.
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The ancient man's little son takes his certificate home, and his father starts yelling at him:
- Son, I still understand that you only got two for fishing, but how about history too, even though it's only half a page?
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Mathematics teacher for the child:
- Pistike, how much is 2000+3650?
- 6000.
- Who taught you this stupidity?
- My dad.
- And what is your father?
- Waiter.
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- If there is toilet paper in one of the school toilets: you are lucky.
- If the toilet works: you have even more luck.
- If there is a perfume spray: Get out of the teacher's toilet immediately!
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- What does the university student say on the first of November?
- But good! We only sleep for two until Christmas!
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(Source: marmalade.co.hu | Images: Pixabay)