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Have you smiled today? It's time, if not

We are living in the holiday season. There are those who are already over it, some who will only be a part of it. We need the rest and relaxation we deserve.

Whether we spend a few days at home or abroad, the most important thing is to be with our loved ones. What is very important is to be able to break away from our usual environment for a while and give ourselves over to the fun. There can be so many types of vacation. We have to do very well and our hearts are broken when we have to prepare for the way home. Other times, we’d rather shorten it just to be home as soon as possible. We brought some jokes about vacation, travel.

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- I hear you got into a fight with your wife. What happened?
- We couldn't agree on a vacation.
- How come?
"I definitely wanted to go to the Canary Islands, and he wanted to come with me at all costs."

***

- Where have you been on holiday this year? - By the sea. - What was it like?
- Sensational!
"And what did you do day in and day out?"
- My wife buried him in the sand.
- And then?
"Then he scraped it off and I buried him."
- And then?
- I'll go again next year and scrape off ...

***

The wife returns home from Tihany, horrified. The neighbor whistles and asks:
- Maybe the water was cold?
"No," replies the husband instead of the hoarse woman. "He wanted to have the last word on the echo."

***

Returning from vacation, Mrs. Kovács asks her son:
"Did Dad grieve a lot when I left?"
"Not at first, but now he's been pretty poor in the last few days."

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Somewhere abroad, a tourist hears that the tourist not far from him is also Hungarian. He goes to him and asks:
"Tell me, did you see the Laokoon group?"
- I don't know, I came with Neckermann ...

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(Source: marmalade.co.hu | pictures: pixabay.com)

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